White trash, green trash, his trash, NO TRASH!

To the guy who left his trash on his table after he left:

You and I share the same air, occupy the same city, more than likely live pretty darn close to one another, and as I learned today, we both prefer sitting in the same spot at The Coffice.

If we’re going to be alternating workshifts at the Coffice, this whole “not cleaning up after yourself” thing you’ve got going on will have to change. In future, please throw your garbage into —–say it with me—–> THE GARBAGE CAN!

It’s on your way out – literally. You could bunny hop to the bin and not break a sweat. Just do it!

See you tomorrow.

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